1) I showed up to the wedding wearing a confederate general's uniform.
2) I decorated the Cotton Dock (place of the reception) with stuffed fish, deer heads, and such from the taxidermist.
3) I wore my Sugar Daddy boxers to the wedding..... let me be more specific. Normal tux apparel from the waist up and only Sugar Daddy boxers from the waist down.
4) I showed up still drunk or with a ridiculous hangover to the wedding.
5) I somehow snuck in the phrase "Git R Done" in the wedding invitations.
I wouldn't actually do this. I love Lindsay lots and wouldn't ruin our special day like that.
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